Can you IMAGINE no one offered me to go on one of the boats for the parade?
So I stayed home and
I read a big important book rewatched the first season of Gossip Girl.
But I mean, come on. I have a beard like Conchita Wurst and my hair is NATURALLY silky and shiny.
And I could wear a dress anyt...
Well. Bottom line is that they should have asked me. I would have put on my slutty way too small tee shirt with “F*ck me, I’m Alex” printed on it (seriously, evertime I wear it, everyone talks to me. It’s magic)(it does not do well for job interviews however)(at least not when I applied for a Training Manager position for an American company based in Amsterdam)(that was clearly discriminatory).
Your loss Amsterdam!